They say you die twice. Once when you actually die, and once when your final email account hacked years after your death sends out its last spam.
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
|—||Kiera Cass (via aazizam)|
This morning at BUR airport
TSA: Congrats you're TSA Precheck approved.
TSA: Please take your laptop out, shoes off, etc..
ME: I thought Precheck meant I didn't have to do that?
TSA: Right, but only in the Precheck line.
ME: Where's the Precheck line?
TSA: It's closed.
ME: So then why did you congratulate me?
TSA: It's a real achievement to get Precheck
TSA: Keep moving...