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rifftraxmike:

Submitted: Why did the chicken cross the road? is the worst joke ever written. Is it some sort of obscure meta-commentary on poultry humor? Is it pure, naked cynicism; or a kind of tired, petulant world weariness (what the Germans call Weltschmerz)? This, essentially, is the way the joke works: “Here’s a set-up with a touch of whimsy.”"Oh, I like it. I can’t wait to hear the imaginative answer!""Go to hell. You were a fool for hoping."Or am I reading too much into it and it’s just lazy, horrible joke writing? Please advise.

It’s about death. The “Other Side”. A chicken crossing over a road will be hit by a car and die. It is a suicidal chicken. It’s about John Edward scamming people over their belief in the afterlife. I forget where I was going with this. Oh yeah, chicken suicide.

rifftraxmike:

Submitted: Why did the chicken cross the road? is the worst joke ever written. 

Is it some sort of obscure meta-commentary on poultry humor? Is it pure, naked cynicism; or a kind of tired, petulant world weariness (what the Germans call Weltschmerz)? 

This, essentially, is the way the joke works: “Here’s a set-up with a touch of whimsy.”

"Oh, I like it. I can’t wait to hear the imaginative answer!"

"Go to hell. You were a fool for hoping."

Or am I reading too much into it and it’s just lazy, horrible joke writing? Please advise.

It’s about death. The “Other Side”. A chicken crossing over a road will be hit by a car and die. It is a suicidal chicken. It’s about John Edward scamming people over their belief in the afterlife. I forget where I was going with this. Oh yeah, chicken suicide.

Yet another bizarre, possibly creepy sentence made from two movie titles at the old Stonestown UA Theater that I never see anyone entering or leaving

Yet another bizarre, possibly creepy sentence made from two movie titles at the old Stonestown UA Theater that I never see anyone entering or leaving

abbydraws:

krys-arts:

Crowded Trains animation for this dumb game project

art by: Krystal Pham

abbydraws:

krys-arts:

Crowded Trains animation for this dumb game project

art by: Krystal Pham

johndarnielle:

chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

the perfect photoset

Typewriter-parts cat

mostlysignssomeportents:

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New from Jeremy Meyer, who makes brilliant assemblage sculptures out of typewriter parts: Cat XXI, a classic Hallowe’en cat rendered skeletal and wistful through the medium of obsolete mechanical components.

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Some days, it’s easy to see social media, perhaps most especially Twitter, as a giant Milgram experiment.
Warren Ellis (via wilwheaton)
futureisfailed:

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